here is the crime scene...
here is what I found inside...
The victim's name is Bert. The Cuddler got Bert for me yesterday. Two of his hooves were chewed off and he is now blind. He is in stable but critical condition. The veterinarians are trying to decide whether we should try to reattach his hooves or cut the other two off.
We have named a suspect...
And an accomplice after the fact...
The crime lab is currently analyzing the DNA to determine if it is purely bovine or if there could be some identifying canine DNA in there. We've set up a fund at Trustmark to help offset the expenses of his medical care.
Love, a Plum who will be sleeping with one eye open
Jeez. Your title scared me! Keep an eye out for those pooches!
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