Dear Mike Patrick, I think you are a condescending tool. I care about your commentary on my team and our fans about as much as I care about your thoughts on Brittany Spears. By the way, our name is Mississippi State, not Mississippi.
Dear Sammy, Mama loves you bunches but it ticks me off when you pull out most of your stitches on the way home from surgery. Also, happy 6 months adoption day! Parts of it have been amazing and parts have knocked on the door of miserable. We are a work in progress, and I have no regrets.
Dear MSU baseball team, I love you. Even though you didn't do so well against UCLA, I just think you are fabulous. You have character and class, and I'm so proud of you. I also love the beards and wild hair.
Dear John Hinton, You are rapidly becoming a pathological liar. The "wind" did not cake mud in your brother's eyes, nose, ears, and mouth. Stop it. That makes mama sad and pisses your brother off too.
Dear CWS, I blame you. I forgot to rinse the shampoo out of Sammy's hair tonight and didn't realize it until I was putting him to bed (early) and my kisses tasted like soap. I'm poorer, more tired and my children have suffered because of you. I hope to see you again next year.
Dear UCLA, Congratulations. You deserve it.